I am here to assault you with undeniable cuteness. I expect, nay, DEMAND your undying adoration.
Life has been rough around here lately. The primary ear scratcher has been busy. Busy with work and school. Busy with walking the dogs. Busy with cleaning the house (at least once every 2 months whether it needs it or not). But she has not been busy with me.
This has to change.
Homework must be laid aside. Reading must not be read.
Blurry or not, my indefatigable adoration must be maintained.
And don’t even THINK about pretending to notice me while still studying.
My furry appeal cannot be denied.
I will suffocate anyone that stands in my way.