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This Is Not A Crock

December 22, 2009
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This is an all points bulletin:

There is a missing crock pot that was last seen approximately six months ago in the company of two curtain rods and a set of dishes.

The crock pot was not intentionally purged.

The crock pot was not known to have issues with depression.

The crock pot was not known to have links to criminal organizations or a propensity for criminal intent.

The crock pot was not involved in any relationships which would produce a “person of interest”.

The crock pot is approximately 15 inches tall with a garish flower pattern on the side.

Any sightings of the crock pot should be reported to local culinary authorities.

AND MAKE IT QUICK!

That is all.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Laura Weir permalink
    December 22, 2009 3:09 pm

    Good Morning – I’m so glad you’re back!!!

  2. December 22, 2009 9:35 pm

    Interesting new home… but will it stick?

    • December 22, 2009 10:01 pm

      Perhaps it won’t be as regular as it has been since I’m starting school but for the time being, here I am!

  3. Superiorfan permalink
    December 23, 2009 4:54 pm

    I think you will like blogging in wordpress. It has near endless possibilities. I’ve been creating in it for the last few months.

    There may have been a crock pot in my storage or a few roaming my basement. Maybe this summer I’ll have to have the great giveaway at a Huskies tailgate party.

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